CHI CHI’S BEAUTY SALON :: BE BAD, LOOK GOOD

By Ajai Nicole

Chickadees!! It’s that time of year in SF. The rest of the States are heading into the fall and we’re just starting our summer — plus getting ready for one of my favorite events, Folsom Street Fair! This annual BDSM and kink street fair started in 1984, is the largest leather event in California and believe me, all San Franciscans use the fair as an excuse to get very sexy. Chi Chi is all about looking good, so today I’m going to give you my most sultry beauty secrets — and a couple of my friends are going to help. Here’s all you need to know about looking good while being very bad:

MANUEL RODRIGUES :: PHOTOGRAPHER/DJ

When I’m feelin a lil’ thirsty and tryna look cute my first go-to is something mesh. As Alicia Silverstone said in Clueless, “Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.” And everyone who knows me pretty much knows I live in shorts. Next is to accessorize … matching tube socks and matching jock strap with the Nike Cortez’ of course. Last but not least, I pull out da liquid eyeliner to paint on my lonely tear drop. I found the only eyeliner with a fine enough tip for me to work with is this L’Oreâl Lineur Intense eyeliner. Once the look is completed I’m ready for da turn up … And speaking of turn up, I have two shows coming up.

Catch Manuel as DJ Sad Boy at Club Fist on September 19th. He’ll also be showing photos at Unicorn on September 28th. Check out his photos here

CHI CHI :: BEAUTY ICON 

I like to go with a more natural look if I’m getting laid. Without fail, I get way more compliments from my lovers when I’m not wearing too much makeup. But I still have some secrets I do use. Here’s one: expose your lips, honey! I love a subtle gloss that shows off the texture of my natural lips. And get your glow on — luminous skin is a sign of health. I like to put on MAC Strobe Cream. You can mix it in with your foundation or lotion, or put it directly on your skin for extra light. But every seductress knows that no hairstyle or makeup style will look hot unless she’s feeling confident. Love yourself, chickadees.

CHELSEA STARR :: DJ/STRIPPER/FASHION DESIGNER

If you have a nice golden tan and hair so perfect it could be a wig, you can expect great sexy things to happen.

Chelsea is a Portland-based Renaissance babe. Check her on Instagram and Twitter

MALICE MCMUNN :: DANCER/PERFORMER

If it wasn’t for my hairspray I’d be naked all the time. göt2b glued blasting freeze spary is the best Mohawk spray ever!

Malice is SO Hollywood. Find out why when you follow her on the Internet

OSCAR “TACO TUESDAY” PINEDA :: DJ/BARTENDER

Photo by FBFE

I like both hairy and smooth guys, as long as their look is natural. One huge turn off for me is a perfectly trimmed chest or landing strip. Bush is a great thing and I think more and more guys are starting to embrace their natural, beautiful, luscious locks — down there. That being said, every now and then you still have to clean things up a little. When I’m trimming the goods I pick a well lit location, with few distractions and I use a beard and mustache trimmer, with no guard. Even the longest setting on those things is still too short, so leave the guard off and freehand. Look down and notice the basic outline of your bush — you’re just trying to clip the longer hairs. While trimming the strays on your penis be sure not to come in too close to the rest of your bush or you’ll end up with #dickbangs. Remember guys, bush is a really good thing, but it’s still just pubes. Don’t worry about perfecting it because you could end up over trimming, and you definitely don’t want that, especially right before Folsom Street Fair …

Taco Tuesday runs Folsom week. Wag your tail at him at his bomb doggie fetish party Pound Puppy, happening this Saturday the 20th at f8.

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