KINKY PERVS :: THE PORNO BOBBIE AWARDS (NSFW)

Internet porn celeb Porno Bobbie is an encyclopedia of XXX knowledge. Whether it be gay or straight, Bobbie can tell you which models are hot, who can do extreme gapping anal and who is the toughest male submissive currently taking bookings. Bobbie sits upon his throne at the San Francisco castle housing Kink.com, arguably the largest BDSM porn company in the world, as its talent program manager.

Why focus on the talent at Kink for this year’s awards? Beyond the fact that it’s our local porn palace here in San Francisco, the sheer breadth of content at the company makes it possible to honor a wide array of smut. Kink shoots large group scenes to specific fetishes (i.e. foot worship, water bondage and force fem scenes) and the site works with talent of all genders and sexualities. Perhaps most importantly, it’s unique in that it shoots gay, straight and transgender content. It was the perfect place for Bobbie to take note of some of the best BDSM models currently in the industry. (Plus, he works there, duh.)

AHDM4U had the pleasure of having the First Annual Porno Bobbie Awards in our Sex Issue just in time for last year’s Folsom Street Fair. We had to have Bobbie back to give out awards to 2014’s kinkiest BDSM porn superstars. And before you make your plans for this year’s fair, here’s a word of advice from Bobbie himself: “I am sure there will be plenty of doms, subs, daddies, pups, voyeurs, exhibitionists and more to tantalize all your senses. When you’re out and about on Folsom Street remember to be safe, sane, consensual, kinky and open to all sorts of unimaginable possibilities.”

WIMPIEST TOUGH GUY AWARD – JAY WIMP

Don’t let the his name fool you. Jay Wimp is one of the toughest “wimps” I have EVER seen! Jay has endured some of the most intense, humiliating and cringeworthy play sessions. Jay is the perfect pain sub who can take ruthless domination with a Cheshire cat grin and still be hungry for more. Whether it’s getting drenched with piss by dominant females or feminized and forced to suck cock, Wimp performs acts of degradation like it was his birthday. When I say Wimp is tough, I mean balls of steel tough. I’ve seen female dommes kick Wimp so hard on the sack it looked like his nuts  were forced back inside him and on their way outside of his eye sockets! Not only that, he gets hard and stays hard while it’s happening. So much respect for a person who can handle pain like Mr. Wimp.

DREAMBOAT MALE SUBMISSIVE – LUCAS KNIGHT

Fuck, I can’t even handle writing a description of just how intoxicating this Knight is. Lucas can handle some immense amount of pain by doms/dommes across the BDSM spectrum. I’ve seen him take brutal corporal punishment by domatrix Lorelei Lee, get hot, worked up and fucked good by Jessica Fox, even succumb to harsh flogging, cock torture and deep fucking from domme Jaxton Wheeler. Can you imagine having Lucas as your submissive day in and day out? I would never be able to keep my hands off him. Lucas’s tolerance for pain is pretty impressive which only makes his appeal more enticing. To be able to have a play session and then comfort him afterwards? The possibilities.

PLEASE DON’T LEAVE PORN AGAIN AWARD – MARIE LUV

Just when things were starting to heat up in the porn biz with the return of Marie Luv, I was casually scrolling through my Twitter feed and saw this:

Nooooooooooooo!!!

When Marie is in the game, I’m thrilled. Her uncanny, ravenous, sexual power is so overwhelmingly delicious. It was refreshing getting to watch her fuck, get fucked and see her in bondage! I’m mostly familiar with her non-BDSM shoots, but I always had a feeling that bondage was something that Marie could get into.

And I was right! Her recent bondage scene was really intense, but you can see that she has the endurance to be taken to the next level. Luv’s recent ritualistic gangbang shoot showcase her uniquely hardcore talents. And how about when she cums, wow! You can tell that it’s a really intense orgasm. Shit, she has even started speaking in tongues on camera. Marie Luv, don’t leave us again. Porn really needs you. The supreme bitch is only getting started!

VULNERABLE VOLUPTUOUS VIXENDANI DANIELS

Dani Daniels is without a doubt one of the most stunningly beautiful women in porn. With Daniels, we get a woman with a gravitational pull that tantalizes, teases and entices you into giving in and never wanting to be away. In other words, Daniels is a fucking knockout. Just by looking at her hypnotic smile, hearing her cute laugh or encountering her sultry gaze makes people weak in the knees. Her recent sub shoot had me feeling all sorts of emotions. In one scene, the focus is on Dani’s fear of canes, and her costars Ramon Nomar and James Mogul were unforgiving in putting Dani though this emotional rollercoaster. Watching her be afraid was invigorating. And she gets a real good fucking from Ramon Nomar. Seeing this side of Daniels is a real treat — be sure to watch her scenes all the way to the end.

MAGNIFICENT GOLDEN BUTTHOLE AWARD – ROXY RAYE

Roxy Raye’s butthole is pure anal gold. In Raye we have a beautiful, young, kinda quiet, down to earth girl who happens to do some of the most intense anal in porn today. Seriously, when I say crazy anal, I mean crazy over the top OH MY GOD how the hell did she get that thing way up in there kinda anal. I’m talking billiard balls, mini watermelons, giant cucumbers, baseball bats, wine bottles, liter bottle waters — the list goes on and on. The stuff that Raye can do with her butthole is at times shocking but not to be missed.

Watching Raye’s porn is like watching one of those tense, edge-of-your-seat thrillers that has you so heavily invested in what you are watching it is so hard not to look away. In one of her most recent shoots, Roxy teamed up with Angel Alwood and Darling. Those two have some pretty impressive anal skills, but the ladies can’t even compare to what Raye can do. When the girls used the speculum to spread Roxy’s butthole open, it was quite the sight. My jaw was hanging open from watching her butt stretched every which way. Check out Raye’s personal site to see all the crazy anal antics she does in the privacy of her own home. I’m giving you fair warning: If you can’t take the crazy anal, then watch at your own risk. But if you love it as much as I do HAVE AT IT!

TS LATINA BOMBSHELL AWARD – TS JESSY DUBAI

Jessy Dubai is a complete knockout. This girl oozes sex during every moment in life. Dubai never disappoints when it comes to her performances. She has such a positive spirit, is incredibly funny and drop dead gorgeous. Dubai’s the whole package: hourglass figure, large juicy breasts, stunning face and an ass that needs to be seen to believe. What I love most about Dubai is that when you see her fuck on camera it looks effortless.

Watching Dubai shove her huge uncut cock into willing holes is pure delight and it brings such entertainment and orgasms galore. Check out her flip fuck scene she did with Patrick Knight. This was Dubai’s first Kink shoot and she nailed it.  Not only is she a rough dominant top but she also dommes as she is getting her ass pounded by Patrick’s huge cock.  I love it when she yells “FUCKING MAKE ME CUM!” Get it girl! Dubai reminds me a really sexy, over the top telenovela actresses, but with a huge uncut surprise.

BDSM SWITCH SUPERSTAR – MONA WALES

I gotta give it up to Mona Wales when it comes to being both an unforgiving domme and a willing, no-holes-barred sub. It’s a big challenge to be able to incorporate the different mindsets and the energy it takes for both domme and sub roles, but Wales seems to be a natural at both. I had the pleasure of experiencing the dominant side of Mona first hand when I played a nerdy patron of a dungeon on a shoot she did with Cherry Torn.

It was a blast making noises in the background of the scene, and hearing all the crazy verbal Wale was saying. Then it came time for her to take the abuse she had given to Cherry. I don’t know how she endures such a rough fuck and hard spankings! But Wales took them in like a breath of fresh air.

Some of the intense shit Wales does to her subs can be out of control. I can only imagine what it must feel like to be her submissive. Well, I don’t have to imagine I can watch Mistress Mona humiliate, torture, and deny her hungry subs! One of my favorite shoots in which Wales is a top notch domme was her latex cock tease shoot with sub John Smith.

Wales wastes no time in getting what she wants from John. I especially love when she slithers her latex covered legs all over John’s hard body and stiff cock! That may be a little sensual for Mistress Mona but when it comes to the water boarding, cock biting and caning of John’s balls …

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